alrightanakin:

If you’re ever somewhere past closing time and an employee says “it’s no problem take your time :)” they’re lying through their fucking teeth it is 100% a Problem and you need to go

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bitchy-bible:

do you ever get in an “i don’t know” phase in your life. where you literally don’t have a solid answer to anything. you. just. don’t. know.

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endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

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bopeep:

i love girls who are "high maintenance" like yes please continue to have standards for how you treat urself and expect to be treated

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bonaventure-:

me: wow i woke up pretty early for once! i have so much extra time to d-
me: *goes back to sleep*

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pinkmanjesse:

*wakes up from a nap angry and not knowing what day it is*

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